Maxim USA January 2012

NEW UPLOAD

RANTING AND RAVING
I’ve become increasingly consumed by each month’s cover girl, most recently by Jessica Gomes [“Gomes Sweet Gomes,” November], She has certainly strengthened my expression: There’s nothing like Portuenese women!

Agreed! We wish cloning were more accessible, just so we could live in a world full of Portuenesians. Also, so we could have cloned that hamster we flushed down the toilet last week.

RECIPE FOR DISASTER
Your recipes are always great, and I can’t wait to try the leftover-turkey sandwich recipe after Thanksgiving [Circus Maximus, November], However, the chefs should have pointed out that you should save the garlic-infused olive oil for salad dressing or sauteing veggies, meat, or fish.

John Gelle via e-mail You can also use it as a deep-conditioning treatment, shoe shine, and organic lube, but we can’t just give everything away in one issue John.

A HAIRY SITUATION
Thanks for the mustache info in “Lip Service” [Circus Maximus, November], So far I have 10 months and two days’ worth of growth. You motivated me to
go another year. But I hate waking during the night with it in my mouth.P.S.I just got engaged!

Good for you, Sven! Soon it will be your wife who’s finding unwanted things in her mouth (like hairy wedding cake, for example).

HATE MALE
You pud-knockers! You showed me a beautiful woman with nothing but T&A on pages 114-116 and 119-121 [Style, November]; but your insert included a page of men in a Paul Mitchell ad! WTF? My wife was aroused—

I was not! Are you guys really dumb as a box of shit, or do you just like to piss everybody off? Birmingham Dale via e-mail But did you notice how great their hair looked?

FALSE FACT
In the November Maxim News Feed, you stated that “Filipino villagers recently caught one of the world’s largest gators.” That was a crocodile, not an alligator. Gary Gawel via e-mail Thanks for the heads-up, Garyl We sent our fact checker there to find out for certain, after smearing him in fish guts to attract the attention of said beast. Incidentally, we now have a vacancy for “fact checker."

THE HIGHEST COMPLIMENT
Hello, I am a combat medic in the U.S. Army. I am currently serving in Afghanistan. I’m responsible for about 20 guys in my platoon. Nothing relieves
stress more than looking at some of the most gorgeous women in the world. We are far from anyplace to purchase Maxim, but once in a while one of us gets one in the mail from back home. It gets passed around until it’s torn to shreds, then passed around some more. Ha-ha. I just wanted to say thank you for having the top magazine in the world. Great stories, great writing, and more importantly the best women. You keep 20 horny guys wanting more! Joshua Davenport via e-mail And we always said our lives would be complete if we kept 10 horny guys wanting more. Thanks Josh/

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