Maxim USA February 2012

NEW UPLOAD

WE DEMAND A RECOUNT
I bought the latest issue of Maxim with WWE’s Kelly Kelly on the cover [“KellyMania ” December], What the hell? You gave her only four pages. Are you kidding me? How about more like six or eight pages or a poster of her? You should do a better job next time you have a beautiful woman like Kelly Kelly.

Listen, Tim, we gave you 25% photos of Kelly over a two-page spread, so let’s not get greedy. 0I(, here’s one more...

KEEPING THE PEACE
I just returned from a yearlong deployment in Afghanistan. During one mission we came upon an Afghan National Police checkpoint that had just been attacked by insurgents, and we set up a roadblock to limit activity in that area.

During our roadblock we encountered numerous locals and engaged in conversation as best we could, at which point I brought one of my copies of Maxim out. They couldn’t put it down. Your magazine rocks, and we appreciate everything you guys do for us.

Thanks, Chris! Glad to hear Maxim is bringing some joy to the locals. We’ll send you issues of Oprah to bring pain to the insurgents.

A FAMILIAR SIGHT
Hello, there. PO3 Denney here of the USCG Deployable Operations Group. We are currently deployed overseas, and we read Maxim religiously. We were excited about the military issue [Maxim Salute to the Military] with our Coast Guard pinup girl...except we weren’t even mentioned, nor did we see our
girl. Attached is a picture of us confusedly trying to find where we are in the magazine.

Given that that’s what we generally look like at our editorial meetings, it shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that we fucked up. Thanks for everything you do. Go, Coast Guard!

THIS STINKS
I just read your interview with Kelly Kelly, where she refers to the originator of the stinkface move as a wrestler named Rifiki. His name was Rikishi! For the mistake, you should have Rikishi give you the stinkface.
Sorry, Aaron, we’re lousy with names.

PRISON LETTER OF THE MONTH
Hello. I’m writing from Federal Correctional Institution Fort Dix. I love your mag and all the great photos and stories. Looking forward to another fantastic year with Maxim, but I think it would be great if you ran a story about miniature strippers.

OK, here goes! Once upon a time there were a bunch of miniature strippers. The end. OK? Maxim would like to apologize big time to photographer Kareem Black, whose killer shots for our $848 Boston Bruins feature in the January issue were incorrectly credited.

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